The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]

(Note: At first, I wasn't going to do this meme....I got a very startling slogan the first time that I didn't use. (ask Vittorio.)But, I could help myself,this thing is just too funny. I couldn't stay away for my own good.)

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Just like Tigerlady used to make.-- XD

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Get the tigerlady habit.--I'll quite the role model.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Feel the tigerlady.--um,get the physical part out of the way first?

4. How would you answer a booty call?
The tigerlady of a new generation--wut?

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
You'll look a little lovelier each day with fabulous pink tigerlady.--adverising my quailites will win them over...

6. To someone you dislike?
The sweet you can't eat without tigerlady.--haha, you suck!....I think.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
Give that man a tigerlady!--....So he can take her to the bathroom?....ew.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Nothing acts faster than tigerlady.--Yup, that's why I'm late.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Super tigerlady is almost here.--;-;

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Only the crumbliest flakiest tigerlady.--Dee-lis-ous!!!

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Do you eat the tigerlady last?-- o.o

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
It's good talking to tigerlady--apparently they thought so too.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Savor the flavor of tigerlady--I just like being tasted today....that's so naughty. XD

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
I Bet he Drinks Tigerlady.--Oh, what else is there?

15. Your last words before you die...
I liked the tigerlady so much, I bought the company!--It was easy too,cuz I didn't charge myself too much.

16. Your message to a special someone..
Nothing comes between me and my tigerlady.--...selfish.

17. Title of this post will be..
Tigerlady-lickin' good.--It's like I did this on purpose! ;-;